About Me

Chicago, IL, United States
I'm your average former Offensive lineman with an extreme case of ADD, and a boat load of random thoughts that typically get some laughs. Home base is Chicago, but I am typically located wherever random impulses take me. After two semi-successful Blog launches, I am finally committed to writing down the random thoughts and happenings from my life for your entertainment. I'll try and stick to nicknames as to not impact too much on corporate America since most of my friends are successful despite themselves.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

When The Heat, goes out, in the apartment....

Sing the title to the Journey song "When the lights go down in the city" to the the true feeling for where I am mentally right now. The furnace is out in the apartment again. The last time this happened was Christmas when I got a call from Joe-Ma telling me that it was roughly 45 in our apartment and since it was Christmas Day and everyone else was gone, he had no choice but to bundle up like a 4 year-old ready to play in the snow for the first time, and hang out. Check back for updates through the day, but it's currently 55 at 7:15am Central. Break out the shorts kids, it's supposed to hit 32 here today.

Random thoughts form the inauguration:
- How hilarious was it that Dick Cheney was in a wheel chair looking like the mad scientist that he is? As if he wasn't old and bitter enough, he had to go out in a wheel chair because he "Pulled a muscle in his back moving". Yeah, right.

- Dr. Jill Biden is hot. The "Doctor" title just adds to it. The F-me boots were a nice touch.

- I think Diane Feinstein was drunk at the lunch. That's the only way you invite everyone at the table to go receive crystal bowls EXCEPT THE PRESIDENT. His wife, Biden, Biden's wife, Pelosi, and some others. the only people left at the Table were Obama and Pelosi's husband. classic.

- Loved the reference to Ted Kennedy having his "Irish Smile" going when he was loaded into the Ambulance. I wonder if someone slipped him some whiskey as a pick me up.

Other Random thoughts:
- It's always nice when you're not the fattest person in spinning class. Yes, I go to spinning classes as a warm up for a workout, I've made my peace with it.

- I'm considering trying the Master Cleanse diet where you make a beverage of 2 Tablespoons Lemon Juice, Two Tablespoons Honey, 1/10th teaspoon cayenne pepper, and 8 ounce of water 6-12 times per day for 10 days. This may be more of a 5-day trial period, but could make for some hilarious blogging.

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